We know who you are, we’ve heard all about you, but hearing is one thing.
SKYRIM 30 Day Challenge
Day Eleven: Favorite Antagonist.
The reason why Ulfric was my favorite is because he made me not want to hate him. Yes, he was racist against elves. And yes, he was a coward to do what he did in solitude. But look at it this way. Talos was real. An actual man. And now, a race of beings he already distrusts are coming to tell him he’s not allowed to worship said man. And they’ve got the backing of the very government that has showed zero concern for his people.
And also, his speech was fucking awesome.
This was actually Harrison Ford improvising. There was supposed to be a long complicated battle where he used the whip to disarm the guy, but Harrison had dysentery and it was hot and he said “Hey Steven can I just shoot him?” and Spielberg liked it so much it went in the movie.
Dysentery never looks so delicious
That guy who he shot spent months training with the sword
Ford was literally on the verge of dying during this part of the production.
Hello. Are you ready for the story? This is the story of Sir Boast-a-lot. Sir Boast-a-lot was the bravest and cleverest knight of the round table but soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how brave he was and how many dragons he’d slain. And soon they began to wonder: “Are Sir Boast-a-lot’s stories even true?” Oh no… So, one of the knights went to King Arthur and said: “I don’t believe Sir Boast-a-lot’s stories, he’s just a big old liar who makes things up to make himself look good.” And then even the King began to wonder… But that wasn’t the end of Sir Boast-a-lot’s problems. No. That wasn’t the final problem. The End.